The Rewind Button: Kind of Blue

by Reb Stevenson on June 5, 2012

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The Rewind Button is a group blogging project instigated by Rachel Tynan. As part of her New Years’ Resolutions for 2012, she set out to listen to Rolling Stone’s top 50 albums of all time. I thought it would be fun if a group of bloggers listened to the same albums at the same time, then posted their reactions. We’re going through the Top 40 and will be continuing with a new album every Thursday. Want to join in? We’d love to have you. Email me if you have a blog, or just offer up your two cents in my comments area below.

This week: Kind of Blue (1959)

In high school, I was a bit of a band nerd.

(No band camp, though. And I didn’t play flute so reserve the American Pie jokes.)

Without band, grades 6 – 12 would have been even worse than the standard “unbearable.” Band didn’t just provide musical education, it was a social experience.  Sure, I resented the 7:15am start and the unparalleled static cling of the “Ballenas Band Sweater,” but much joy was had within the spitty-smelling band portable.

Concert Band was all about military marches and John Willams scores. Stage Band was the jazzier group. I participated in both, but Stage Band was far cooler. Because even within band there was a coolness scale. Ah, sweet high school.

In Stage Band, the songs were upbeat and challenging – sometimes even conjuring a euphoria that hardcore jocks could never comprehend.

The one thing I disliked more than the trumpeters emptying their spit valves onto the floor, however, was the solos. If you don’t know a lot about jazz, you may not realize that solos are basically musicians totally winging it based on a chord progression. And you can just imagine the dog’s breakfast that could emanate from a sax that was operated by a bumbling 15-year-old who was playing on the fly.

This brings us to Miles Davis.

This album is a professional version of that same concept. I know, I know – I’m comparing a legend to my high school jazz band. But what I’m talking about is the general idea of making up music on the spot.

The musicians who showed up to the Kind of Blue recording session had no idea what they were about to play. And – at the risk of sounding like an uncultured buffoon who should shut up and crawl back to her trailer – I can’t get into that.

In fact, let’s just be frank: I hate improvised music.

Sure, I respect the immense musical talent it takes to go from silence to song in seconds, but to my ears, improvisation is lacking the very heart of music: melody. When you’re meandering all over the place like Miles, there is no melody to cling to, no chance in hell of an earworm.

I am so much more fond of a song that someone has painstakingly written, tested and perfected. Would I rather read 300 pages of stream of consciousness or an edited novel? I feel like Miles Davis is saying: “here, listen to my draft.”

And that brings me to another, perhaps controversial, thought. I think people force the jazz because they think they should like it, much like a used maxi pad that is stuck to the wall of a gallery and branded “art” (I’ve actually witnessed this, unfortunately).  Oooh. Aaah. I am so cultured now.

Academics can go ahead and call it one of the most influential albums of all time. For me, at best it’s background music for dinner.

Kraft dinner.

Who else rewound Kind of Blue?

 

 

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1 B. June 5, 2012 at 2:39 pm

It’s like that “Tuneless Whistler” who walks the streets near my house. It’s infuriating to listen to him. You want to shake him and scream, “PICK A MELODY, YOU INSANE MAN!”

The best thing to come out of jazz : *JAZZ HANDS*

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2 russ turner June 5, 2012 at 4:20 pm

perfect comment about feeling that you “should” like jazz–had a roommate in college who was a jazz aficionado who had no sense of rhythm OR tune. But did he like jazz?! Because of him I’ve always thought I SHOULD like it but have never become full bore. There are many tunes and pieces that I’ve enjoyed but . . .

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3 Fawn June 12, 2012 at 8:04 pm

I won’t try to convince you to like improvised music because it’s silly to try to change someone’s tastes through persuasion. But I emphatically disagree with the comparison of improvised music to a rough draft. What’s it more like? Well, like improv comedy, I suppose. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t. Or freestyle rap. It’s about expressing the thought or emotion of the moment, which you liken to stream of consciousness… but not every artist goes on for 300 pages.

Jazz suffers from the burden of too much diversity lumped together under one label. There was a time I thought I didn’t like jazz. I have since found out that there are several types of jazz I don’t like — smooth jazz, for one, and forms of “free” jazz. Like you, I want something to latch onto, and some of the really avant-garde stuff just makes NO sense to me. But there are so many different types of jazz that a blanket statement of not liking it is not very useful… because I’ll bet there are forms and artists you’d find enjoyable.

And, like ripe cheese or fine wines, it may take time to develop a taste, learn the language, understand the structure of some kinds of jazz. On the other hand, for you, it may not be worth the effort; there’s always plenty of other music around to consume and enjoy. All I know is, once I started playing in a Big Band, I suddenly started to understand why music theory had any kind of relevance to the real world. Why would I care about chord progressions? Bam!

But I’m realizing this would make an excellent topic for my other blog…

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