If you visit my fair province, there is a good chance you’ll be crossing a body of water that is best left untested by your swimming and/or whale riding abilities. That means you’ll be a passenger on BC Ferries, an institution and regular source of conversation ‘round here.
I’ve been a customer on these mini-Titanics since I was but a tadpole myself. Also, I witnessed some absurd antics on my last crossing. Therefore, I feel qualified to offer a few words of advice to the rookie rider.